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ESSAY #2: Are Communists Human?

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#1
Are Communists Human?



To truly understand such a complex idea, we need to first discover whether or not communists are even living organisms. Biologists have a list of seven characteristics that help figure out whether something is living or non-living:
  1. Living organisms are composed of cells
  2. Living organisms have differing levels of cellular organization
  3. Living organisms use energy
  4. Living organisms respond to their environment
  5. Living organisms grow and develop
  6. Living organisms reproduce
  7. Living organisms adapt to their environment
Let us eliminate a few key points. Due to the fact that scientists have never had a chance to study communists up close, we must generally assume that #1 and #2 are true. We also know off-the-bat that #3 is true because of the large quantity of vodka found at ancient communist settlements. We can also note that #5 and #6 are true, since it has been unfortunately proven that communists can, and will, multiply and grow at alarming speeds.

This only leaves us with characteristics #4 and #7. If communists are found to have both of these qualities, they are living things.

So, do communists respond to their environment? Let's look at two of the places that communists call home.

RUSSIA



Here, we see a Russian communist finishing a swim in ice-cold water. If a communist could respond to its environment, it would not willingly place itself in sub-zero temperatures. Clearly this is not the case.

CHINA



In this example, we see the infamous smog ridden skies of communist China. It is obvious that China has a huge problem with pollution and that the Chinese are poisoning themselves non-stop. But yet China remains to have the largest number of communists in the world. This proves that the Chinese cannot respond to their environment.

If communists could respond to their environment, then they would not choose literal hells on earth.

For the final characteristic, we will discover whether or not communists can adapt to their environment, not just respond to it. Throughout all of mankind, have communists shown the ability to be able to adapt to a failing political system in order to increase chances of survival? Let us see.

Communism was first discovered in the U.S.S.R. (but it quickly spread to surrounding areas). What was the result? Massive amounts of deaths - nearly 60 million to be exact. After the economic collapse of the U.S.S.R., China implemented communism as well. Did Mao Zedong's China adapt to living in a communist society? No, an estimated 45 million died within the first four years. Afterwards, North Vietnam, Cambodia, and Korea all implemented communism. The result is the same. Massive famine and deaths, no adaptation to the system.

So what have we discovered? Communists do not have two of the necessities needed to be considered a living organism. Therefore, communists are not living organisms, thus proving that communists are not human.

Sources:
ipolitics.co/economicscenter
 
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Eddie

The Writer
#2
Do you think it's choice to be a communist? If it is do they cease being human when they become communist?

Are people born communist?

Can people abandon Communism? If they do do they become human?
 

Monte

Founder/Forum Cowboy
Staff member
Site Founder
#4
Obviously not bc if true would mean feminazis are too which we all know isn't true

I agree more research should be done into the subject however just to prove for certain
 
#5
Obviously not bc if true would mean feminazis are too which we all know isn't true

I agree more research should be done into the subject however just to prove for certain
Feminazis are biologically human, but they fall into a category known as "sub-human degenerates". Another example of sub-human degenerates are anti-Trump protesters.
 
#14
You say communism was was discovered in Russia, but it was made by Karl Marx in Prussia
I thought Karl Marx created Marxism? What I learned in AP Euro. was that Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto, but in reality the book only set foundations that were built upon for Communism, not actual communism.
 
#15
I thought Karl Marx created Marxism? What I learned in AP Euro. was that Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto, but in reality the book only set foundations that were built upon for Communism, not actual communism.
Marxism (created by Karl Marx and Friedrech Engels) is the economic platform used to form the basic interpretation of communism.
 

Fallout God

Fallout God of Assassin's Effect
#16
Are Communists Human?



To truly understand such a complex idea, we need to first discover whether or not communists are even living organisms. Biologists have a list of seven characteristics that help figure out whether something is living or non-living:
  1. Living organisms are composed of cells
  2. Living organisms have differing levels of cellular organization
  3. Living organisms use energy
  4. Living organisms respond to their environment
  5. Living organisms grow and develop
  6. Living organisms reproduce
  7. Living organisms adapt to their environment
Let us eliminate a few key points. Due to the fact that scientists have never had a chance to study communists up close, we must generally assume that #1 and #2 are true. We also know off-the-bat that #3 is true because of the large quantity of vodka found at ancient communist settlements. We can also note that #5 and #6 are true, since it has been unfortunately proven that communists can, and will, multiply and grow at alarming speeds.

This only leaves us with characteristics #4 and #7. If communists are found to have both of these qualities, they are living things.

So, do communists respond to their environment? Let's look at two of the places that communists call home.

RUSSIA



Here, we see a Russian communist finishing a swim in ice-cold water. If a communist could respond to its environment, it would not willingly place itself in sub-zero temperatures. Clearly this is not the case.

CHINA



In this example, we see the infamous smog ridden skies of communist China. It is obvious that China has a huge problem with pollution and that the Chinese are poisoning themselves non-stop. But yet China remains to have the largest number of communists in the world. This proves that the Chinese cannot respond to their environment.

If communists could respond to their environment, then they would not choose literal hells on earth.

For the final characteristic, we will discover whether or not communists can adapt to their environment, not just respond to it. Throughout all of mankind, have communists shown the ability to be able to adapt to a failing political system in order to increase chances of survival? Let us see.

Communism was first discovered in the U.S.S.R. (but it quickly spread to surrounding areas). What was the result? Massive amounts of deaths - nearly 60 million to be exact. After the economic collapse of the U.S.S.R., China implemented communism as well. Did Mao Zedong's China adapt to living in a communist society? No, an estimated 45 million died within the first four years. Afterwards, North Vietnam, Cambodia, and Korea all implemented communism. The result is the same. Massive famine and deaths, no adaptation to the system.

So what have we discovered? Communists do not have two of the necessities needed to be considered a living organism. Therefore, communists are not living organisms, thus proving that communists are not human.

Sources:
ipolitics.co/economicscenter
So Communists are undead swamp people?
This should be taught at schools, not History or Sociology, this!
 

Fallout God

Fallout God of Assassin's Effect
#17
Are Communists Human?



To truly understand such a complex idea, we need to first discover whether or not communists are even living organisms. Biologists have a list of seven characteristics that help figure out whether something is living or non-living:
  1. Living organisms are composed of cells
  2. Living organisms have differing levels of cellular organization
  3. Living organisms use energy
  4. Living organisms respond to their environment
  5. Living organisms grow and develop
  6. Living organisms reproduce
  7. Living organisms adapt to their environment
Let us eliminate a few key points. Due to the fact that scientists have never had a chance to study communists up close, we must generally assume that #1 and #2 are true. We also know off-the-bat that #3 is true because of the large quantity of vodka found at ancient communist settlements. We can also note that #5 and #6 are true, since it has been unfortunately proven that communists can, and will, multiply and grow at alarming speeds.

This only leaves us with characteristics #4 and #7. If communists are found to have both of these qualities, they are living things.

So, do communists respond to their environment? Let's look at two of the places that communists call home.

RUSSIA



Here, we see a Russian communist finishing a swim in ice-cold water. If a communist could respond to its environment, it would not willingly place itself in sub-zero temperatures. Clearly this is not the case.

CHINA



In this example, we see the infamous smog ridden skies of communist China. It is obvious that China has a huge problem with pollution and that the Chinese are poisoning themselves non-stop. But yet China remains to have the largest number of communists in the world. This proves that the Chinese cannot respond to their environment.

If communists could respond to their environment, then they would not choose literal hells on earth.

For the final characteristic, we will discover whether or not communists can adapt to their environment, not just respond to it. Throughout all of mankind, have communists shown the ability to be able to adapt to a failing political system in order to increase chances of survival? Let us see.

Communism was first discovered in the U.S.S.R. (but it quickly spread to surrounding areas). What was the result? Massive amounts of deaths - nearly 60 million to be exact. After the economic collapse of the U.S.S.R., China implemented communism as well. Did Mao Zedong's China adapt to living in a communist society? No, an estimated 45 million died within the first four years. Afterwards, North Vietnam, Cambodia, and Korea all implemented communism. The result is the same. Massive famine and deaths, no adaptation to the system.

So what have we discovered? Communists do not have two of the necessities needed to be considered a living organism. Therefore, communists are not living organisms, thus proving that communists are not human.

Sources:
ipolitics.co/economicscenter
So Communists are undead swamp people?
This should be taught at schools, not History or Sociology, this!
 

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